[Bloody Sam Roberts]

I'm pretty sure the rest of this story is true though.

Actually, the whole thing is fiction. A piece of satire written by my father-in-law while listening to Rush one afternoon. I believe it was the lawsuit brought against McDonald's by the fat people that inspired him.

[BykrBayb]

LOL - I was being facetious. If I was really stupid enough to believe it, I'd be on DU. I had 3 reasons for not using /sarcasm. 1) I didn't want to ruin the story for anyone who hadn't read it yet. 2) I thought my reply was funny, and I didn't want to take away from that. 3) I ass u me d anyone who read the essay would know I was joking.