[Pearls Before Swine]

This man ought to get a medal for bringing a sword to a gunfight--and coming out on top.

Imagine how badly things could have gone in Australia, where swords are illegal.

[Restorer]

Imagine how badly things could have gone in Australia, where swords are illegal.

I'm sure swords are illegal in UK, too. Even most of the knives many Americans like to collect are illegal over there, a Bowie, for instance.

[philetus]

"Imagine how badly things could have gone in Australia, where swords are illegal."


One day soon in Parliment

"Lord Hedinass, it's come to our attention that the peasants are able to defend themselves with swords. We cannot have that."

"Quite right Lord Inbredfool, quite right"