I am a time-traveller from the future. I live in the year 2112 in a world ruled by a cyborg constructed to house the mind of Arnold Schwartzenegger. It took the 31st and 295th Amendments to make that possible.
There will be a civil war over the issue of cyborg rights. The neocons will be replaced by the mechanicons, who are constantly battling the jurassicons over the latter's belief that the war against the alien overlords is ill-conceived.
When I arrived fully nude (something you did NOT want to see, BTW) into your world, I couldn't believe you were unable to see what is obviously going to happen in the next year. It's kinda funny. Oh, boy are you going to be surprised. I just can't wait.
I shouldn't say much, though. Disrupting the time-stream and all.
Anyway, I just wanted to tell you, this whole experiment is bogus. If you want real time travel, you have to construct a . . .
. . . what? . . .
. . . oh, I gotta go, "Law and Order -- Robocops" is on.