[Right Wing Professor]

It's my free speech you would restrict

If such lies you will be pukin'
There's no point in my rebukin'
So go ahead, call me a troll
Methinks you're just one more Clymer

Gosh darn, that last line didn't rhyme.

[Pukin Dog]

Some need to speak when silence works
Free Republic's share of jerks
Their opinion clear minority
Disagreement their priority
Attention seeking is their mission
Like some strange mental condition
"I'm okay, so all is fine"
Challenge them and watch them whine
Its like mommy never cut the cord
Take the last word, because I'm bored.