(Chuckle). Really? I see. It turns out that I really don't much care for yard work. It's hot around here, and I see no reason to sweat. And I really hate to overpay for yardwork. So, why can't I just buy a slave or two? They are available, you know. So I buy a couple slaves, put them to work, flog them if they don't work hard or fast enough, and life is good.
This is a fine example of a free transaction between free people. The slaves don't matter. So, how do we implement the enabling legislation so I can get those slaves?
(/amused sarcasm)
Another fine example of your absolute lack of logic...calling slaves "free people".