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He should know

Spike Lee is the most overrated filmmaker in the United States.

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Larry Bird could throw the ball in-bounds, take the pass back, shoot and score within 0.1 seconds.

Larry Bird ate basketballs and pooped Nikes.

Larry Bird could pull down his opponents' shorts and strip the basketball from him before the guy knew he was on the court.

Larry Bird could hit a jump shot from the top of the key surrounded by medeival pikers.

Larry Bird could bite the head off a lion and spit it at an elephant and kill it.

Larry Bird didn't even need to jump.

Larry Bird could become a black man at will, sometimes even Chinese.

Larry Bird could bounce a pass off Jack Nicholson's face, into hands of Robert Parish for an Alley Oop.

Larry Bird is the reason Danny Ainge was always wincing.

Larry Bird invented the French Lick.