[laredo44]

Q: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: At least four. One to unscrew the old lightbulb. One to simultaneously announce his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new light bulb. And one to denounce George W. Bush and America's Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.

We're gonna need another bulb changer. Either that or changer #2 has to pull double duty cause somebody's gotta mention the hero medal from Vietnam that he got when he fought in Vietnam and one of the Vietnamese light bulbs needed changing and Kerry did it but forgot to turn off the power and when he screwed it in, the bulb came on right away and John got a burn from it -- got a Purple Heart from that. Happened in Vietnam.

[watchin]

wow. Kerry was in Vietnam why doesn't he ever talk about it?


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[Paulus Invictus]

You forgot that it would take another John Kerry to change that bulb...you know, the vet from Nam who is qualified (in his own mind and words) due to his service training in the villages of Nam where there were few light bulbs available, but the ones that were there he had shot out while wiping out un-armed women and kids.

[Rocky]

"Happened in Vietnam."

Kerry's a Vietnam veteran? Who knew?