[Vinnie]

I am particularly fond of the Jock strap purchase and think we have yet to mine that one for its humor value!

Hope the media informs us if he visits a veterinarian.
Might be purchasing some nuticles. He could use them.

[TimSkalaBim]

I want to see that VC puppy trot out with the jock strap between his teeth so Jacques Chirac can ceremonially drape it round the senator's neck.

I guess that would make it a "Jacques strappe".