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1 posted on 03/21/2004 3:46:37 AM PST by NYpeanut
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Here's a "Little Johnny" email I just got from a friend..from the mouths of babes....LOL

A teacher in a small Vermont town asks her class how many of
them are John Kerry fans. Not really knowing what a John Kerry fan is, but
wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raise their hands except
one boy.

The teacher asks Johnny why he has decided to be different. Johnny says, "I'm not a John Kerry fan.
"The teacher says, "Why aren't you a John Kerry fan?"
Johnny says, "I'm a George Bush fan."The teacher asks why he's a George Bush fan.
The boy says, "Well, my mom's a George Bush fan and my dad's a George Bush fan, so I'm a George Bush fan!"

The teacher is kind of angry, because this is Vermont, so she
asks, "What if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what
would that make you?" Johnny says, "That would make me a John Kerry fan."

94 posted on 03/22/2004 7:42:16 AM PST by kt56
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bump for a great piece
98 posted on 03/22/2004 8:10:42 AM PST by FourtySeven (47)
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CLASSIC material
99 posted on 03/22/2004 8:35:16 AM PST by madison46 (Bandwagon was full when it left the gate - I hope it remains too full for frogs & co.)
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