[FrankR]

john f'n kerry has just joined my "lowercase club"...as I refuse to write the names of certain people that I have seen to be liars, and un-American...like clinton, for instance.

kerry is a bigger 'toon than clinton was...and that is saying a lot.

He is what is referred to as a "BS-Artist"...an unabashed one, at that.

But, most of all, kerry is a bully...not unlike hillary clinton...I even think they are both probably the same gender.

They both like to lie...
They both dislike Secret Service people, and treat them badly...
They both have pasts that link them to socialism/communism preferences for governing...;
They both lust for power...
They both loathe G.W. and conservatives in general...
and...

If either of them EVER get to the White House, then write America off and get out your Muslim kneeling mats...

[Rummyfan]

Ping!

[sandlady]

Another worthy repeat:

It's never a good idea in vernacular politics to leave the impression you're more comfortable with the global elite than with American citizens. Instead of the second black president, Kerry sounded awfully like America's first French president.

America's first French president--Let's not let this happen!!

[Mr. K]

"His vote against the first Gulf War was, he says, a sign of his support for the first Gulf War. Whereas his vote in favor of the Iraq war was a sign of his opposition to the Iraq war. And his vote against funding America's troops in Iraq is a sign of his support for America's men and women in uniform. On the same principle, I think the best way voters this November can demonstrate their support for John Kerry is by voting against him."

This paragraph deserves it's own post!!!!!

[goldstategop]

Bwahahahaha!!! Another Mark Steyn classic! He's really killing Baron John F. Munchausen with his rapier wit. Humor and some clever asides are deadly to a politician whose mangled syntax and absence of charisma are all too obvious. Liberals have always charged President Bush with not being an inspired speaker and coming across as wooden. One look at Baron Munchausen and he's in a league all to himself. The guy will no doubt provide material over the coming months for several SNL episodes. If Kerry can't have the likes of Mark Steyn take him seriously, why should foreign leaders? All you can reasonably conclude is he's just not ready to serve as President.

[Fiddlstix]

[mylife]

Steyn Ping

[headsonpikes]

OUCH!!!

That's got to hurt - Kerry is roadkill.

[headsonpikes]

OUCH!!!

That's got to hurt - Kerry is roadkill.

[MeekOneGOP]

Another great Mark Steyn article ...

Kerry still can't get his stories straight

Excerpt:

''I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.''

Got that?

Q: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: At least four. One to unscrew the old lightbulb. One to simultaneously announce his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new light bulb. And one to denounce George W. Bush and America's Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.

Q: Why did John Kerry cross the road?

A: He didn't cross the road. He crossed to the middle to demonstrate his grasp of the nuances and subtleties involved in crossing the road, and was still explaining them to the New York Times reporter when the logging truck hit him.

< snip >

Also none of our business is the senator's go-ahead-punk bluster about foreign policy. For months he's been droning in his stump speech that, if George W. Bush wants to fight this election on national security, Kerry has three words for him: ''Bring it on!'' So Bush brought it on -- with a 30-second ad arguing that the senator is weak on defense. And suddenly the campaign's curled up on the floor in a fetal position whimpering that it's just totally unfair making such a horrible personal attack. Watching him in New Hampshire, I always thought, when Kerry dares you to ''bring it on,'' he couldn't quite bring it off. As all military strategists say, no plan survives first contact with the enemy. And so it proved.

Please let me know if you want ON or OFF my General Interest ping list!. . .don't be shy.

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Q: How many John Kerrys does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: At least four. One to unscrew the old lightbulb. One to simultaneously announce his courageous commitment to replacing the old bulb. One to vote against funding the new light bulb. And one to denounce George W. Bush and America's Benedict Arnold CEOs for leaving everyone in the dark.

Really it's five.

It takes one Kerry just to tell anyone who will listen that he served in Vietnam

[LibertarianLiz]

Man, this Steyn column has so many laughs, I cannot pick out just one. Great stuff.

[Buggman]

For months he's been droning in his stump speech that, if George W. Bush wants to fight this election on national security, Kerry has three words for him: ''Bring it on!'' So Bush brought it on -- with a 30-second ad arguing that the senator is weak on defense. And suddenly the campaign's curled up on the floor in a fetal position whimpering that it's just totally unfair making such a horrible personal attack.

This line had me laughing until I cried, literally. Great stuff.

[moonhawk]

"On the same principle, I think the best way voters this November can demonstrate their support for John Kerry is by voting against him."

I actually came up with my tagline BEFORE I read Steyn's latest and greatest...

Oh, and one more thing...

"Gerbils"?

[savedbygrace]

And, just to round out a weird week, John Kerry, accompanied by the press, went into a sporting goods store and bought a jock strap.

Must be a gift for a friend.

[Ruth A.]

I love Steyn! Bump

[beaversmom]

On the same principle, I think the best way voters this November can demonstrate their support for John Kerry is by voting against him.

Love Steyn. Wish the U.S. was overrun with people that have sense like Steyn and Medved.

[irv]

''I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it.''

Notice that he uses this line twice, since it actually does tell you everything you need to know about the esteemed Senator from Vichy.

[Texasforever]

I have never seen a person so constantly brilliant. There has to be more than one guy 'cause no one can bat a thousand for this long.

[stainlessbanner]

And suddenly the campaign's curled up on the floor in a fetal position whimpering that it's just totally unfair making such a horrible personal attack.

< snicker >