[Troublemaker]

I don't fall down

What a stupid thing to say. The best skiiers and snowboarders in the world fall down. If you don't ever fall, then you aren't pushing yourself.

[areafiftyone]

That man's head is sooo big It's a wonder he didn't topple over the snowboard from the weight alone.

[altura]

I don't fall down.

Never.

Sometimes I'm pushed down.

Sometimes some expletive gets in my way.

Sometimes the ground rises up and hits me in the kisser.

But I, John Effing Kerry, DO NOT FALL DOWN.