[O.C. - Old Cracker]

[lewislynn]

Many stop signs here have "Bush 2004" spray-painted underneath, and the rebellious teenagers tend to be "hard-core vegans," said Barrett Cincotta, 13.

"Everyone in this town is anti-Bush," Barrett, a Junior Olympic skier, said between runs. "He's trying to destroy our planet."

???

[Snowy]

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down,"

Oh yeah? Then how do you explain that beat up face?!?!?!

[anonymous_user]

"Everyone in this town is anti-Bush," Barrett, a Junior Olympic skier, said between runs. "He's trying to destroy our planet."

More like "Special Olympics" skiier, but I don't want to insult the legitimately and biologically developmentally disabled.

[mtbopfuyn]

Hmm, pretty and every hair in place, Tay, knows better than to get in his way and does her own thing. Johnny's going to fall hard one day very soon but will blame it on someone else. Bet he was a spoilt little bRAT as a kid, too.

[anonymous_user]

straddling ... wrestling with the big matter at hand.

He's holding his wee-wee?

Where's the "Barf Alert" on this article?

[spectre]

I can see it now.

Heat of the summer...Kerry goes surfing in his speedo..."Moondoggie Kerry". Oh, the pain of it all...

sw

[ottothedog]

His next trip down, a reporter and a camera crew were allowed to follow along on skis — just in time to see Mr. Kerry taken out by one of the Secret Service men, who had inadvertently moved into his path, sending him into the snow. If this is reported correctly, it is Kerry's fault anyway. If the Secret Service agent was "in his path", it was Kerry's responsibility to avoid the downhill skier. The way to write this is, "Kerry hit the agent". Or "Kerry was too poor of a skier to avoid the agent in his path"...

[RJL]

Mr. Kerry arrived Wednesday night for a full week of rest and relaxation, and a rare bit of privacy with his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, at their high-altitude retreat.

The Senate is still in session, I guess John doesn't care about showing up for work.

[Iowamerican]

The "image-conscience candidate" with the "lanky frame" and his "weathered old snowboard". The New York Times is dong what they can for his image. But who is going to buy this crap except their own choir.

This just reinforces to me what an absolute phony this guy is.

[dfwgator]

"I don't fall down."

Sounds like Judge Smale, "I never slice."

[bray]

Is there anything more pathetic than a 70 year old trying to look cool on a snowboard?? "I don't fall", what an arrogant snob! Go Double Black Diamond and say that. Bunny hill photop!!!

Pray for W and The Truth

[sandbar]

>"Everyone in this town is anti-Bush," Barrett, a Junior >Olympic skier, said between runs. "He's trying to destroy >our planet."

Dear God.

This little ignoramous has listened to one person and now thinks he knows about environmental agenda's. These little indoctrinated Dems.

[Petronski]

When asked about the mishap a moment later, he said sharply, "I don't fall down," then used an expletive to describe the agent who "knocked me over."

What an ass. What's wrong with saying "we bumped...it happens on ski slopes all the time. When you fall on a ski slope, you get up, brush yourself off, and move on. No big deal."

Instead it's the imperious "I don't fall down," which in my part of the country is the rhetorical equivalent of "my s**t don't stink."

Right.

[jwalsh07]

He had just sat down for a bite to eat on the crowded patio near the lift line when a waiting skier, John Norris, shouted: "Hey, John! What foreign leaders talked to you?"

LOL, our spirit is everywhere.

[freedomlover]

John Kerry snowboarded in Vietnam.

(Of course Algore invented snowboarding)

[Libertina]

"I'm going tentatively, but prettily," she said, wearing tight black pants and a flaming red jacket.
Flaming red is right! ;)

[guitfiddlist]

"I don't fall down"

Can anybody post a photo of Pee-Wee Herman? - captioned: "I meant to do that!"

[Sloth]

The picture the press won't give us.

[Syncro]

This 'lil guy when he was Six fell down and got right back up...and still does but now that he is Eight he doesn't do the bunny slopes that "Kerricature" of a candidate does...

He also does baseball (season on now) and Football (full gear) and has been riding a dirt bike since he was five.

Does back flips off the back of the boat, hits his head and gets up and does another one; missing the boat this time.

:>)

[Liberal Classic]