Kerry says: "I Don't Fall Down" (Drudge's title)

New York Times ^ | March 19, 2004 | DAVID M. HALBFINGER

[CardCarryingMember.VastRightWC]

I can just picture Kerry trying on different ski outfits in the mirror.

Perhaps the one-piece suit with the big bunny ears and the fluffy white cottontail. It highlights your gentle side, John dear.

[LADY J]

"He had just sat down for a bite to eat on the crowded patio near the lift line when a waiting skier, John Norris, shouted: "Hey, John! What foreign leaders talked to you?" .....

I read where Kerry moved to a more private place inside after this happened.

[Sloth]

The picture the press won't give us.

[js1138]

Your tricycle dumpster is from an old Joe Palooka comic strip. Very popular in the fifties.

[faithincowboys]

Stop with this, "He's pretty athletic" stuff. I don't care-- he is a total douchebag. President Ford was an athlete--this guy is a phony twat.

[faithincowboys]

I just peed myself. You are funny.

[faithincowboys]

You people are killing me-- I am laughing so hard.

[Big Horn]

It looked like a bunny slope to me. I would like to see him ski on a slope with trees, lots of trees.

[RightField]

#72
Kerry imitating a football player

[Darlin']

Oh, dear. According to the Washington Post 2004 In/Out list Mr Tough Guy is sporting at least 4 Outs in that photo....

OUT	IN
Skanky	Lovely
Undercover	Non-Official Cover
Remixes	Guitar Solos
Snowboarding	Kiteboarding
Letting Your Boyfriend Videotape It	Letting A Major Network Videotape It
The NBA	And-1
Martha Stewart Living	Sandra Lee Semi-Homemade Cooking
Belvedere	Cointreau
Rocawear	Throwback Jerseys
Arianna Huffington	Der Gropenfuhrer
MTV2	Fuse
Hiltons	Olsens
British Intelligence	British Television
Gourmet Cotton Candy	Homemade Marshmallows
Jessica Lynch	Shoshana Johnson
Flat Hair	Wavy Hair
Spike Jonze	Sofia Coppola
Glaceau Vitamin Water	Pom Wonderful
The Strokes	The Shins
Mutual Funds	Google's IPO
"Elimidate"	"Lingo"
Clay Aiken	Barry Manilow
"Jesus Is My Homeboy" T-Shirts	Tank Tops With Yiddish Sayings
Bobbi Brown Beach Body Oil	Lush Back For Breakfast Shower Gel
Mini Cooper	Scion XB
Celebrity Crime	"Celebrity Poker"
Overscheduled Kids	Unrestricted Playtime
Bleached Denim Wrinkles	Baked Denim Wrinkles
Grady Little	Steve Bartman
"28 Days Later"	"30 Days of Night"
PowerPoint	Handouts
Paparazzi	Helicopterazzi
Trucker Hats	Intellectualizing The Trucker Hat Dilemma
Avoiding Albacore	Finding Nemo
Homeland Security	Social Security
Friendster Cliques	Stepford Wives
Jimmy Fallon	Jack Black
Zipzap Cars	Beyblades
Wire-Fu Fight Scenes	Catfights
Bachelors	Average Joes
Jackasses	Badasses
Siegfried & Roy	Suddenly Siegfried
John Mayer	Jack Johnson
Lettuce-Wrapped Hamburgers	Cheeseburger-Flavored Fries Made of Meat
Jimmy Choo	Holly Dunlap
Paul Smith Throw Rugs	Todd Oldham La-Z-Boys
The White Stripes	Whitening Strips
Josh Hartnett	Gael Garcia Bernal
Jennifer Garner	Mischa Barton
David Beckham	Freddy Adu
Sushi	Crudo
Segway	Honda Ruckus
"Shake It Like a Polaroid Picture"	"My Milkshake Brings All The Boys to the Yard"
"The Matrix"	Metrics
"Suh-Weet!"	"Crisp!"
Listening to Coldplay	Marrying Coldplay
"K Street"	"Avenue Q"
Von Dutch	Original Penguin By Munsingwear
Tiny Dogs	Hairless Cats
"Nip/Tuck"	"The O.C."
Sharpies in the End Zone	Cell Phones in the End Zone
James Carville	Gollum
Martha Burk	Code Pink
Ten Penh	Buck's Fishing & Camping
Infant Greens	Iceberg Lettuce
Yellowcake	Hafnium
Viagra	Levitra
Botox Injections	Toe Reductions
Donatella Versace	Viktor & Rolf
Kids Who Read "Eragon" Books	Kids Who Read "His Dark Materials" Books
Saying Something Is "Ne Plus Ultra"	Saying It's "Sui Generis"
Combing Through Itunes	Subscribing to Activaire
Flash Mobs	Howard Dean Mobs
Adidas	Y-3 by AAdidas
Enormous Scarves	Ugg Boots (Warning: Expires Feb. 7)
Jack Nicholson	Bill Murray
Bachelorettes	Quirkyalones
Bands Who Look Like Blondie	Bands Who Look Like the Allman Brothers
"Rich Girls"	"Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica"
Sondheim	Kushner
Us Weekly	The Star
"While You Were Out"	"Clean Sweep"

[RightField]

pathetic

[Hacksaw]

Regarding your picture - I don't like to make fun of people's looks, as I am no Tom Selleck myself. But Kerry's head looks like Joe Pesci gave it a going over in a vice.

[hershey]

Wait 'til he slams into a tree and blames the Secret Service for moving it into his path.

[Hacksaw]

Say, who do you think is the best athelete ever to be Pres?

Washington or Ike.

[xp38]

W is in amazing shape. Seems to outrun his SS minders.

[faithincowboys]

You know this isn't about high school bs, so he aint a couch potato--BFD. I'm not impressed, he looks like a lanky turd who's trying too hard!!!

I honestly see nothing redeemable in Kerry-- he is really annoying.

[Syncro]

This 'lil guy when he was Six fell down and got right back up...and still does but now that he is Eight he doesn't do the bunny slopes that "Kerricature" of a candidate does...

He also does baseball (season on now) and Football (full gear) and has been riding a dirt bike since he was five.

Does back flips off the back of the boat, hits his head and gets up and does another one; missing the boat this time.

:>)

[O.C. - Old Cracker]

Does the little kid have Secret Service protecting him? And does he cuss out other skiers when they accidentally knock him down? Bob Kerry does and he wants to be your president.

Bob Kerry for president. Yeah, right.