[madison10]

John Kerry to the famous Rabbi Judah Loew, a mediaeval mystic and legendary creator of Golem, the so-called Jewish Frankenstein of Prague.

This is a joke, right? The Jewish Frankenstein of Prague?! Way too funny to be true. :D

[TrueBeliever9]

X you need to insert that photo of Kerry and Gomer right here!

[Green Knight]

No kidding! :D

By the way, have I mentioned that I'm a direct descendant of El Cid? It's true. Now make sure to write my name in on your election ballot for President of the United States.