[Fury]

"I wasn't there. Later I was, but I didn't like the way that the being there was being done so then I wasn't there anymore. And stop trying to change the subject!"

I like:

"I drank a lot of tea, and was in the bathroom when they brought up assassination."

[cripplecreek]

"I drank a lot of tea, and was in the bathroom when they brought up assassination."


But i did not urinate.

[RexBeach]

How about this: "I left the water running in my apartment that day. Hey, I had to leave to turn off the water, right? But I was there before I left. Yeah, that's it. That's the ticket!"

John Kerry: Tower of jello.