[sauropod]

One time when I wished I lived near Peoria.

I'd run right out and get a Tonka Cat bulldozer as a great counterprotest prop.

[Tijeras_Slim]

Good ol' Rachel... Horst Wessel in a Headscarf.

[11th Earl of Mar]

One time when I wished I lived near Peoria.

I used to. I was born in Peoria and raised in Pekin. [ever heard of the high school team Pekin Chinks?]

If I still lived there I probably would sell miniature bull dozers with an Israeli flag on it.

[Alouette]

[ohioman]

Good grief. I originally thought this was an article from The Onion. I guess I didn't know the inherit evil of a bulldozer. Who knows, maybe the GOOD MAN driving the bulldozer that ran over this Benedictress Arnold was wearing Hanes underware. .....Comrades! On to the bourgeois Hanes factory!

[Britton J Wingfield]

Send cat a letter using the commie's interface!

http://www.progressiveportal.org/letters/global/mideast/cat.html

I'm going to ask them to produce a spatula-shaped scraper to help deal with future corries.

[Doctor Raoul]

One time when I wished I lived near Peoria.

You know, they say, "If you can't get laid in Peoria, you can't get laid..."