...Tyler White, 19, a Claremont McKenna freshman from San Antonio who was practicing golf shots on the lawn in front of his dorm, called the car vandalism "a really bad, horrific, incident."
Apparently some good has come of this hoax. Young Mr. White used his time to tune up his short game. There's a man with his priorities in perfect order.
I predict a bright future and a serene old age for Mr. White.