[Mudboy Slim]

"I hope that old fa*t Andy Rooney is fired, or retires ...."

I just hope he's forced to retire, he's just too durned anti-American...just like Walter Cronkite really.

FReegards...MUD

[Mudboy Slim]

"RightWinger Uprise!!"
(To be sung to the Eagles' "Tequila Sunrise!!")

RATS're Fearin' OUR Righteous Uprise...
'Cuz Slick Willie is gonna FRY...
Clinton's MINE!!

MUD is just a hired hand,
Working on the FReeps he plans to try...
McAuliffe's MINE!!

Folks, WE're Right when WE FReep RATS' clowns...
Justice Shall Be OURS Once Slick Goes Down...
He'll Be SQUEEEEEEALIN' LOUD!!

Slick wasn't just a-nother Lib'ral,
And Right hasta FReep RATS' Lyin' SCUM!!
Slick, say "So long!!"

Folks, it'll be such a wondrous feelin'...
When we get Slick Re-Impeached!!
Truth shan't be spin'd!!

Take another shot of courage,
Wonder why the RightWing never sung?!
Just know that The Righteous Shall Triumph!!
Slick's Chi-Com SCUM!!

It's another RightWinger Uprise,
This whole world won't be the same...
DemonRAT Shame!!

Ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo, ooo-ooo-ooo

FReegards...MUD