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Hey Mud!!

The quote that I use as my "signature" is a quote by President Reagan. But, the older I get, the more I think that there is only one type of liberal. EVIL!!

I agree with Michael Savage, that liberals have a "mental" disorder. It is just contrary to human nature to expect/and or demand, cradle to grave security from Government.

I've been fighting these people since I was in Kindergarten (TRUE!!) And I will continue until my last breath, which, hopefully, will NOT be any time soon!! :-)

Let's Roll !!

George"W"

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules from the 'male' side. These are OUR rules!

*Please note...these are all numbered in the order
that is most important to us.

Memorize #1 first (find #1):
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. When have you heard us complaining about you leaving it down?

1. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon. Let it be.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one... Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!!!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us!!!!!!!

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

1. You can either ask us to do something, or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We can, and will, do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. ROUND is a shape.

LOL...MUD

"The quote that I use as my "signature" is a quote by President Reagan. But, the older I get, the more I think that there is only one type of liberal. EVIL!!"

The Gipper is a kind-hearted gentleman and I love the man. Still, he was too kind in describing some of his adversaries. Sure, most all of the Lib'rals we see on TeeVee are "EVIL", but we must give many of those who vote fer Lib'rals the benefit of the doubt and consider them "IGNORANT". Otherwise, there would be no incentive to try and change their way of thinking.

FReegards...MUD