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"Hussein' BOMBED!!"
(To be sung to Lynyrd Skynyrd's "Tuesday's Gone")

(CM and the BigMan on guitar)

Rain bombs down...It's JusticeTime!!
Won't YOU...FReep with me, folks, and pray!!
Can't you feel? Don't you know?...RATS Want the World!!
Means I'm...FReepin' fer what I KNOW is RIGHT!! LORD, Yeah!!
Hussein's BOMBED...now he's MIST!!
Slick Willie's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!! Let's WIN!!

(Conservativemusician, The BigMan, and DiscoDave on guitar)

Yes, I think, I KNOW...oh, where we're going...
Folks just want to be left alone!!
Well, now Hussein's DEAD...We'll Smite Again!!
And I'm FReepin' 'til Lib'rals, GO HOME!!

(chorus)
Hussein's Bombed...now he's Mist.
Chirac's Gone!! Lost his HEAD!!
Clinton's Gone!! Dubyuh's IT!!
Thy Lib'ral SCUM Shall Be Dissed!!

(Mudboy ticklin' the ivories...FiremanJohn on mandolin...take it away, CM!!)

Troops, Roll On!! Many miles from yer home,
FReep!! Put on yer blue facepaint!!
Patriots, you see, folks gotsta be free!!
Folks, somehow Right's got to carry on. LORD, Yeah!!

Hussein's Bombed...Now he's mist.
Chirac's's Gone...won't be missed.
Clinton's Gone...Dubyuh's IT!!
Tyranny's Done...Right Vanguished IT!!

FReegards...MUD

"I'll Have To Sing 'I LOATHE YOU' In A Song!!!"
(To be sung to Jim Croce's "I'll Have to Say I Love You In a Song")

Well, I know it's Wrong ta Hate...
Mudboy don't wanna scare ya.
But what I gotta say can't wait...
You've gotta understand.
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out wrong...
So I'll have to sing "I LOATHE BILL!!" in a song.

Yeah, I Know MUD's kinda strange...
But ev'ry time I'm FReepin',
I just run out of things to say...
Right's gotta make a Stand.
Ev'ry time I tried to tell you the words just came out Wrong...
Country's gotta say "WE LOATHE SLICK!!" 'cuz he's Wrong!!

("Fast Eddie" Vesuvius pickin' and grinnin'....)

Ev'ry time Left slimed what's Right,
All the World just seemed All Wrong...
Country'll have to sing "WE LOATHE THE LEFT!!" in a song.

Yeah, I Know it's Wrong ta Hate, (It's Wrong To Hate...)**
I hope Truth doesn't SCARE you...
But there's something that we just gotta say, (Just Gotta Say...)**
Right's gotta make its Stand.
Now's the time to RE-IMPEACH...
Must PROSECUTE Slick's Wrongs!!
So I'll tell Ol' Slick "CONVICT YOU!!" in a song.

(MUD on Harp...HOOtin' it like he means it....)

FReegards...MUD

**FReeperGal Chorus

151 posted on 12/10/2001 12:07 PM EST by Mudboy Slim