[David75]

I'm thinking of something along the lines of a standardized test....

Proctor: Sir, you are the first person in the history of this test to get every question wrong. Taxes, spending, the War on Terror, Iraq....

Kerry: No, I'm not. I gave every correct answer. (points to answer sheet, which reveals that every circle is filled in) See? Number one is A, two is C, three is D....

[goldstategop]

No Kerry will pencil in all answers and demand to be given a passing grade.