RNC NOT WELCOME - September 2004, NY

http://www.rncnotwelcome.org/ ^ | 3-2004

[kcvl]

These people are IDIOTS!!!


Fred Askew — Funeral of Fear

A Call For Submissions
THE INTERNATIONAL THEATER FESTIVAL OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT INSIDE
GROUND ZERO

(submissions and comments
go to the Stop Shopping Monitor)

Here is the First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States, a part of what is known as the Bill of Rights.

“Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.”

We of THE INTERNATIONAL THEATER FESTIVAL OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT INSIDE GROUND ZERO invite citizens to submit ideas for a bit, a play, a monologue, a song that you or someone you love will perform on the sidewalks and ramps which encircle Ground Zero. The only rule for this festival is that you use the 1st Amendment as the material for your performance.

(submissions and comments
go to the Stop Shopping Monitor)

Here is an example of a play in the proper submission form:
1) The title: “A FLASH MOB OF CONSCIENCE, starring the 1st Amendment”
2) The name of your group: “The Church of Stop Shopping”
3) The script of the action:

“Thirty of us meet at the Burrito Bar on Walker and Church in Tribeca on Tuesday night the 16th, in the back room, at about 6 PM, and we have a drink. All 30 of us have cell phones.

Then, at about 6:30 PM, the 30 of us walk down to Ground Zero. Near the holy site, we split the group in two, 15 going to Church Street side of Ground Zero, between the Path train and the subway. The other group fans out around Ground Zero, down each side and on the walk ways out to West Side Highway.

This is a “buddy system” action. The 15 people on Church Street call their 15 counterparts who are at various points encircling Ground Zero. Contact is established.

Now the people who are walking around the GZ all have sheets of paper with the First Amendment (printed above) before them, and they read it to the caller on the Church Street again and again. The Church Street person now has a “script.”

The Church Street 15 can go anywhere in that area, down into the subway or into the Path as far as the phone signal remains, across the street to Trinity Church. They can perform alone or in groups, shouting through the fence in a line, for instance. As their phone partners recite the amendment, the Church Street people are shouting, or singing, or stop and starting with laughter, or crying the words, or preaching the words – as if the person on the other end of the line doesn’t know what the 1st Amendment is, or has forgotten, or doesn’t want to believe that it exists. “You mean, we have the right to peaceably assemble? Really? But, well, the NYPD sure doesn’t want us to.. I wonder if they know that we already have this right.” However much improvising the actor at Church Street does, the script is slowly coming into the cell phone all the time, so even those inexperienced with free-form acting can’t go wrong.

At the conclusion of the performance, the Flash Mob of Conscience people walk back to the Burrito Bar for the evening’s concluding drink.

Additional Note: Your performance will take from 9 to 11 minutes. These outings should have legal observers, but the idea is to have performed, taped, recorded and applauded before the police arrive. We are not seeking arrests. But with our recordings the image/sound will be pumped out on IndyMedia, Pacifica and will be collected by rich people as ART.

Our hope is that Peace will come from breaking the automatic and sentimental responses we now have to the 9/11 events. The calcification of 9/11 into a kind of supermall of behaviors, surveillance, prison-like fences and humorless plaques of history -- has produced so much violence. Above all, by the time George Bush comes to bask in 9/11, searching for the firefighter Bob Beckwith for his cheerleader pose -- we who live here should have broken the false gravitas of that stage.

Change-a-lulia!


http://revbilly.com/index.php

[kcvl]

GAY MARRIAGE IS THE POWER AND THE GLORY

and is the key to reversing global climate change brought on by trapped greenhouse gasses. Lesbian Marriage is the life everlasting and will save the Spotted Owl. Change-a-luliah! As society slowly rises from the barbarism of the age of transnational commercialism, a time that historians will call the Dark Ages With Irony, an absurd time where large humans called celebrities advanced toward ordinary people like the heads on Easter Island secreted through wires and emerging on flickering glass walls; we are, despite all, now pulling ourselves up by our own sexual rainbow, letting the gasps and giggles of personal growth fall where they may, as we dress up and go down to City Hall. So, honey, here we are admitting publicly what we already do. We let what we are doing become officially acknowledged.

"Reverend" Billy

[taxesareforever]

All Republicans show up wearing fur and eating a burger. These commiecrats would be brought to their knees in despair.

[kcvl]

Who is Reverend Billy?

The creation of actor Bill Talen, Reverend Billy began preaching the anti-consumerist gospel in the Times Square Disney Store three years ago. He wears a white dinner jacket over a black T-shirt and a priest's collar.

[kcvl]

"Reverend" Billy

[Sixgun Symphony]

I am thinking that the RNC would have done better to have its convention in San Diego.

[kcvl]

I hope they don't breed.

[Rate_Determining_Step]

Eeeexcellent! (Montgomery Burns voice)

I'll be dressed appropriately:

Let's rock!

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[Lancey Howard]

Is that guy on the far left trying to make one of those 'L' signs over his head? Like Madonna?

[kcvl]

No, he is suppose to be imitating a preacher. I guess he has never really seen a real one.

[Lancey Howard]

Here's some folks who didn't go into the preacher business:

[kcvl]

Thanks. I really didn't need to see that before I go to bed. lol!

[A CA Guy]

What is this groups motto, "HAIL SATAN"?

[Michael121]

Because the hate these people will show will surface like the WTO riots. They won't be happy with the police and Secret Service and the blocking of their access to get close. Once they start destroying property the public will vote against them.

This will backfire on the Dems. They can't be peaceful. It is not their nature.

[CyberAnt]

You had better believe the Teresa Heinz Kerry "Tides Foundation" will be out in full force with their many anti-war, anti-American groups.

I sure hope we can make a connection between the two for the public.

[hellinahandcart]

Wow, thirty people in Lower Manhattan at night. That'll make an impact. How will we ever recover from such a performance. ROFL.

I don't think they have ever been to New York. It's the only explanation. They must think Ground Zero is your average urban vacant lot. They'll be screaming into the wind across a sixteen-acre void, and won't even make an echo.

Plus, that is a business district and most people are LONG gone home by 6:30. There will still be foot traffic at that hour, of course, but what these people also don't seem to realize is that New Yorkers are self-trained not to make eye contact with, or linger long around, strange people verbalizing loudly on the street or in the subway.

[hellinahandcart]

What are the chances of camping in city parks? I'll be getting some camping gear off ebay as soon as my folks send me some cash. Any reccomendations on free camping, I hate to pay the man for a place to stay...it is a "free" country after all.

"FREEdom, FREEdom, FREEdom..."

[kcvl]

Liberals in training.

[hellinahandcart]

Parasites. I may go post the suggestion that they should set up camp in my neck of the woods, Carl Schurz Park. It has a nice river view and they can all pitch their tents and fire up their barbecues right outside the fence surrounding that big yellow house.*

*Gracie Mansion

[My Favorite Headache]

This and a bunch of other hilarious anti-dnc stickers are on e-bay right now...this is one of my faves: