[AppyPappy]

"Well, of course, this is just the sort of blinkered philistine pig ignorance I've come to expect from you non-creative garbage. You sit there on your loathsome, spotty behinds squeezing blackheads, not caring a tinker's cuss for the struggling artist. You excrement! You lousy hypocritical whining toadies with your lousy colour TV sets and your Tony Jacklin golf clubs and your bleeding masonic handshakes. You wouldn't let me join, would you, you blackballing bastards! Well I wouldn't become a Freemason now if you went down on your lousy, stinking, purulent knees and begged me."

[Quix]

Either your satire exceedingly escapes me

or

you have exceedingly flipped out terminally

or

???

strannnnnnnnnnnnnnngggge.

Masonic?

Not this kid!!!!

Not by a trillion distant galactic clusters worth or distance!