To: sergeantdave
What's a vacuum?
119 posted on
03/15/2004 11:39:16 AM PST by
Pan_Yans Wife
(The soul unfolds itself, like a lotus of countless petals. --- Kahlil Gibran)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
It's that thing in the closet that is holding your coat.
(SNL with Billy Crystal did the "I hate when that happens..." skits!)
131 posted on
03/15/2004 11:44:54 AM PST by
netmilsmom
(Ultrakonservativen Activists FReeper Frau!)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
You know, I can complain about that as well. Why is it that when I use my cool, cordless vaccuum, after the second use I have to cut tons of my daughter's butt length hair from the beater bar? Can't it just suck up into the bag??
137 posted on
03/15/2004 11:47:41 AM PST by
netmilsmom
(Ultrakonservativen Activists FReeper Frau!)
To: Pan_Yans Wife
Vacuum (n., v.) The space occupied between the two remaining neurons in a liberal's brain. (2) The thing with a long wooden handle ending in bristley things at the end that you use when you're out of vacuum bags and it's snowing and you don't feel like driving to the store because....yada, yada, yada
147 posted on
03/15/2004 11:52:57 AM PST by
sergeantdave
(Gen. Custer wore an Arrowsmith shirt to his last property owner convention.)
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