To: SB00
Refreshing:
Top ten reasons why Canada refused to join coalition forces
10. We have no way of getting there.
9. We're too busy at home with the maple syrup season.
8. Iraqis don't drink Labatt's beer.
7. Saddam's name pronounced backwards is "Mad Ass". We'll stay away from him.
6. There is only limited potential for sales of Canadian bacon in Iraq after the war.
5. Our Sea King helicopter was damaged and needs repairs.
4. Céline Dion can't sing to the troops because she has a contract in Las Vegas.
3. The rivers in Iraq are too shallow for our war canoes.
2. Our army is needed at home in case of another snow storm in Toronto.
And the Number 1 Reason Why Canada Refused to Join the USA in the War on Iraq
1. HELLO! HOCKEY PLAYOFFS STARTED!
5 posted on
03/15/2004 10:51:51 AM PST by
lilylangtree
(Veni, Vidi, Vici)
To: lilylangtree
And the Number 1 Reason Why Canada Refused to Join the USA in the War on Iraq
1. HELLO! HOCKEY PLAYOFFS STARTED!
1. The Military is out of funding.
24 posted on
03/15/2004 12:00:09 PM PST by
boxerblues
(Trolls...give em another brain and it would get lonesome as the one they got ain't worth a d@mn)
To: lilylangtree
Well why didn't they just say so?
28 posted on
03/15/2004 12:08:30 PM PST by
F.J. Mitchell
(Only a snobbish no class bluenose puke , would refuse to apologize for being an ass..)
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