[EggsAckley]

It's amazing how they keep fitting the profile. You'd think after all this time they'd figure it out.

Stupid Mobys!

[King Prout]

they think they are clever.
they think it is clever to choose a name based on their ubermenschen idols.
they think it is clever to choose a name based on jumbled scrabble tiles.
they think it is clever to choose a name comprising randomly selected names.

They think that in so doing, it either irritates us or confuses us. In reality, it does neither. It arouses and amuses us.

Kitties doooo like to strop their claws.