[AnAmericanMother]

Hey, hang on a minnit, dangnabbit!

We is kayakers . . .

We also likes bluegrass music (we even plays it - I is a guitar picker and my l'il girl is a darned good fiddler.)

. . . but we're not leftists, and I'm not young . . . :-D

[Yardstick]

You mean you kayakers aren't lefties, what with all that nature and stuff? Maybe I had you confused with rock climbers. As for the bluegrass, it's a funny mix. In my area, a typical bluegrass festival will be about 75% normal folks who enjoy watching the fancy pickin' -- and the rest will be bull dykes in full rut out looking for love (and probably sipping on a PBR).