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Separated at Birth?: John Kerry and Gomer Pyle
Backcountry Conservative ^ | 3/14/04

Posted on 03/14/2004 6:00:42 AM PST by AJ Insider

Got Me Lookin' Like Gomer Pyle*

* If you didn't know, the subject line is from a marching cadence. Otherwise, this would be a "Separated at Birth?" post including the above picture of John Kerry and Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors.)


TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: gomer; gomerpyle; jim; john; johnkerry; kerry; nabors; pyle

1 posted on 03/14/2004 6:00:42 AM PST by AJ Insider
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To: AJ Insider
LOL! You may be on to something!
2 posted on 03/14/2004 6:02:51 AM PST by xJones
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To: AJ Insider
But, can Kerry sing "Back Home in Indiana?"
3 posted on 03/14/2004 6:06:52 AM PST by CrazyIvan (Death before dishonor, open bar after 6:00)
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To: AJ Insider
Imagine being Gomer Pyle in your youth and Herman Munster as an adult. Time to clean out the gene pool!
4 posted on 03/14/2004 6:52:50 AM PST by GnL
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To: AJ Insider
Shazaam!
5 posted on 03/14/2004 6:54:54 AM PST by forward
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To: GnL
bump!
6 posted on 03/14/2004 7:08:23 AM PST by ConservativeMan55 (There is no problem so great that it cannot be solved with high powered explosives.)
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To: AJ Insider
There ya go again, instulting Gomer!!! LOL
7 posted on 03/14/2004 8:09:04 AM PST by buffyt (Must cut military spending? Better to spend $ cleaning up after next 20 terrorist attacks on USA?)
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To: AJ Insider
They have something else in common...They both like shoving it up thier buddys a**es.
8 posted on 03/14/2004 8:19:34 AM PST by EAGLE7 (They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!)
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To: AJ Insider
LOL
9 posted on 03/14/2004 8:36:02 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (Pull my finger)
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To: AJ Insider
Gomer was simple but good hearted..always ready to help his fellow Marines and human beings
Gomer was honest, and decent even after having messed up ..went the extra mile to try and undo his good intentioned mistakes...and Gomer was even God fearing and humble...

Kerry is a mean spirited, hard hearted,self serving,dishonest,indecent,immoral,ass covering, brown nosing,lying, arrogant, spoiled, selfish , self centered, coward...he abandoned his men...and the war...

Then then tried to paint himself the hero for doing so...and hid among his Marxist Atheists fellow travelers..who love telling him the lies about himself he lives to believe...

imo
10 posted on 03/14/2004 8:37:03 AM PST by joesnuffy (Moderate Islam Is For Dilettantes)
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To: AJ Insider
NAAAAAA! Forest Gump!
11 posted on 03/14/2004 8:41:29 AM PST by winker
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To: CrazyIvan
I resent that since Indiana is my home town. Makes me sick to sing hear him sing that song.
12 posted on 03/14/2004 9:26:39 AM PST by ducks1944
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To: GnL
"Imagine being Gomer Pyle in your youth and Herman Munster as an adult. Time to clean out the gene pool! "

"hollyweird's" finest hour

13 posted on 03/14/2004 12:13:11 PM PST by hoot2
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To: AJ Insider
Surprise Surprise Surprise
14 posted on 03/14/2004 12:15:27 PM PST by baseballmom
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To: ducks1944
Does Nabors still sing that song before every Indy 500? I haven't watched since American drivers became an endangered species.
15 posted on 03/14/2004 12:19:40 PM PST by Mr. Mojo
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To: AJ Insider
I posted the same thing a while back. I mentioned that John Kerry has obviously had cosmetic surgery to correct the pronagthic lower jaw and get rid of the resemblance to Gomer Pyle.

Which gives me an idea. Maybe Registered should redo his Kerry/Fonda picture with a picture of Gomer Pyle in uniform with Jane Fonda instead of Kerry. It would be funny to see how long it took people to get the idea.
16 posted on 03/14/2004 12:22:24 PM PST by Eva
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To: AJ Insider
It's an unfair comparison. Pyle made PFC in the USMC, Kerry only made LT in the USN. A lot of difference.;)
17 posted on 03/14/2004 12:24:37 PM PST by OldEagle (Haven't been wrong since 1947.)
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To: ducks1944
No offense intended on this end. Had to sit through it at Indy 500 about a half-dozen times.
18 posted on 03/15/2004 5:12:25 PM PST by CrazyIvan (Death before dishonor, open bar after 6:00)
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To: forward
goooolly and I used to vacation down on the hudson
19 posted on 03/20/2004 7:30:52 PM PST by markinstin
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To: AJ Insider
Hey! This thread is linked to Neal Boortz's site today (23 March)! Congratulations!

http://boortz.com/nuze/index.html
20 posted on 03/23/2004 8:58:02 AM PST by RightOnTheLeftCoast (You're it)
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