[Ben Dover]

All this winter I've been flying and carrying one of those things you use to defrost the lock on a car. They are the size of a large chap stick. Hold a match in front of these and you can throw a flame about two feet long. No one has ever questioned it.

[Mulder]

Hold a match in front of these and you can throw a flame about two feet long.

Careful. Someone might report you to Homeland Zecurity.

[BulletBobCo]

I went through security with a 1 1/2 liter bottle of scotch. All the guy at the monitor said was, "What's you got in there?" I told him and I was on my way. There's a lot of glass in a 1 1/2 liter bottle.