[Diogenesis]

Unfortunately, the American press thinks we can only handle one international story at a time.

Uhhhhh. There are no international stories.

TONIGHT'S NEWS:

All channels: Gay.... Gay..... Gay......Gay.....Gay.... Gay..... Gay......
Gay.....Gay.... Gay..... Gay......Gay.....Gay.... Gay..... Gay......Gay.....
Gay.... Gay..... Gay......Gay.....Gay.... Gay..... Gay......Gay.....Gay....
Gay..... Gay......Gay.....Gay.... Gay..... Gay......Gay.....Gay.... Gay.....
Gay......Gay.....Gay.... Gay..... Gay......Gay.....Gay.... Gay..... Gay......
Gay.....Gay.... Gay..... Gay......Gay.....Gay.... Gay.....

Followed by updates on any and all issues about ANY DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE.

NBC: "It is Bush's fault."

CBS: Updates on CBS' Castro and their latest favorite exhibitionist or Communist.

ABC, NPR: Defense of their favorite terrorist, now called "militants" or "gunmen".

[Crazieman]

MSNBC: We're irrelevent!
CNN: Democratic Candidate
FOX NEWS: Laci Peterson

[FormerACLUmember]

Post #13: Film at 11!

[faludeh_shirazi]

RISE UP AMERICANS - RISE UP IRANIANS - RISE UP FOR FREEDOM/ SCREW THE MASS MEDIA - CNN YOU SUCK ASS - NBC YOU SUCK - EVEN FOX SUCKS MUCH OF THE TIME, SCREW "EM ALL!!!!

[Constantine XIII]

Aw, dude, that is SO gay! ;oD