[Right Wing Professor]

We could be a second-rate planet full of cheap knock-offs.

There's third rate people being shot! Cheap dialogue! Cheap sets and scenery!

(Let's see which of you aging hipsters can identify that reference!)

[js1138]

You have posed a remarkably google-proof puzzle. Here's mine: Who said,

"There were 345 murders in this city in the last six months, and they have three things in common. First, they have nothing in common; second, they have no motive; and third, they are all unsolved."

Some paraphrasing here.