[Rocky]

Thoughts of dihydrogen monoxide (DHM) poisoning and global warming are the two things that keep me awake at night. Like Al Gore says, Earth in the Balance. You know, every time you burn a fossil fuel, you spew DHM into the atmosphere. While we are focusing on CO2 and unburned hydrocarbons, the real killer goes unnoticed.

[Fresh Wind]

It's even worse than that. Every time it rains, the airborne dihydrogen monoxide is absorbed by the rainwater and saturates the ground. It poses a serious risk to crops and wildlife, and eventually it gets into the aquifers where it can remain for centuries.