[Euro-American Scum]

Franken, in a swipe at Fox News host Bill O'Reilly, plans to call his midday show "The O'Franken Factor." "Bill, I want you to sue us," Franken said on a conference call with reporters, referring to a case last year in which a judge threw out O'Reilly's request to ban Franken from using the slogan "Fair and Balanced" on the cover of his book.

If this is all he's got, it should be a short run. Pot shots at O'Reilly should work for Franken for a couple of weeks before people start to tune him out.

[White Eagle]

As the saying goes, Al Frannken has a face made for radio. I suppose most of the ads on the show will be for French products. Does Jack Handy have a French accent?