[Nick Danger]

Reuters Group today filed suit against the Associated Press, alleging "unfair and baseless claims" by AP that it is the world leader in liberally-slanted news. "Reuters is proud of its history as the loudest and most partisan purveyor of biased news coverage," said Reuters Group spokesman Joseph Goebbels. "We are outraged that Associated Press would claim to be more favorable to left-wing causes than we are."

[Nick Danger]

CNN filed suit today against Associated Press and Reuters, alleging trade libel and malicious defamation by the two wire service companies. "Let's be clear that we are the world's most liberal, most biased, and most shamelessly partisan news organization on the planet," said CNN news director Blitz Woofer. "We will vigorously defend our hard-earned reputation as the place liberals go to hear what they want to hear."