[js1138]

Generalisimo Francisco Franco......He's dead you know

Yes, but if he were alive he would vote for Ted Kennedy.

[pinochet]

"...Yes, but if he were alive he would vote for Ted Kennedy..."

Change that to: "Now that he is dead, he is eligible to vote for Democrats, including Ted Kennedy".

But if the general were alive, he would not. He hated communists and liberals.

[Kenny Bunk]

Death does not prevent many Democrats from voting. Their party knows the meaning of loyalty.