[nuconvert]

All right...someone fill us in on Dr. Foster, please.

[Conspiracy Guy]

I found 40 manhole covers in my backyard. If they will pay the shipping and $25,000 they can have them back.

[Who dat?]

Kids used to do that sort of stuff where I grew up… usually you’d find them rolled into a ditch or creek somewhere. The city started tacking them down with an arc welder. You could still steal them but you’d have to bring a grinder and cold chisel or air chisel. It’d make a lot of racket and take some time.

Some cities lock them down with bolts that require a special “key” to unscrew them. Sort of like the locking lug nuts people put on their fancy wheels.

[calljack]

My first thought is this.
Attatch large bombs to the underside of all 40 of them and put them in new locations. 10 simultanious bombs in Spain.
How about 40 simultanious bombs in England??
Hope it is just for scrap.