[Grampa Dave]

Actually we would not want any real experts on the firing squad.

I would volunteer and put a patch on my dominate eye. That would make my round/rounds go to the left of center taking out a lung instead of the heart.

[Old Student]

"Actually we would not want any real experts on the firing squad."


Respectfully, I beg to differ. If we have folks who aren't excellent shooters, who knows where the rounds might go? She might die instantly and painlessly, and that would be a shame.

[xzins]

Now she's got 3 rounds and a lot of pain.

If we're just flecking of bits here and pieces there, how many hours you think we can get her to last? :>)