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This entire subject flat cracked me up!!!!!!!!!!!! I am on the floor here..... I might have broken a rib on the way down. The fall frightened me and I was laughing so hard that I wet myself. When I tried to get up...I slipped on the puddle and went crashing through an open window and landed on the ground near the hot tub. The neighbor lady had been trying to catch a tan in her bikini when she heard all the ruckus and came rushing over to see if she could help me.

Unfortunately and most embarrassingly, just before all this happened, I had been in the hot tub, so I was not dressed for company..heck, I wasn't dressed at all. The worst part of the entire event was my Bride arriving home early from work.

Well, she sent the 25 year old hard body neighbor lady home and helped me back into the house. Then she wanted an explanation, so I told her that I had lost myself in laughter over the thought of marrying my grandmother.......bang.....I hit the floor again. This is when I think I broke the second rib. My Bride might have left me ( she has all the money in this family) and I can hardly breath now......

You will be hearing from my lawyers!!

Oh, one question....Would it be required that ones Grandmother actually be alive at the time of the marriage???

I don't see why we should start discriminating at that point. We wouldn't want LiberalScorpion to accuse us of being (get ready) . . . NECROPHOBIC.

Great. Now *I* just broke some ribs. You will be receiving the hospital bills.....

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(My children just came running in, because your post made me laugh so hard I started choking!! )