[martin_fierro]

Rule #2: If SUVs were present, the headline wording will be something like, "Gunfire Erupts from SUVs at Ocean Beach".

[Azzurri]

Rule #2: If SUVs were present, the headline wording will be something like, "Gunfire Erupts from SUVs at Ocean Beach".

Heard on local San Francisco TV during a news break:

"Ocean Beach, still reeling from President Bush's environmental policies, was the scene of a gunfight between unemployed men driving SUVs. Local San Franciscans blame Bush economic and gun policy for the incident. Story at 11."