[xJones]

Didn't Mel Brooks make a movie about this?

[gusopol3]

woman on the news last night "I feel like I've been kicked in the stomach. First you lose your loved one. Then you lose everything else."

[hole_n_one]

It's a good thing that there's an accompanying article to the headline because without it, one could reasonably conclude that the Bruins were not going to suit up a team for the rest of the basketball season.

[monkey]

keeping some of the donated cadavers off the books.

In public schools, that's called social promotion.

[cartoonistx]