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To: FairOpinion
I have the parody that needs to be done to Kerry. Scene from "Rain Man." Dustin Hoffman (Kerry) is being questioned to determine what he wants to do, or if he is even capable of making a decision:

Reporter: John, I'm going to ask you a question

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter : John, do you support the war in Iraq.

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: You think the war was the right thing to do?

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: You support the war?

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: John, I'm going to ask you another question, OK?

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: John, do you oppose the war in Iraq?

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: You oppose the war?

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: John, do you know the difference between supporting the war and opposing the war?

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: Do you oppose the war?

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: Do you support the war?

Kerry: Yeah.

Reporter: John, they're two different things.

Kerry: Want to support the war and oppose the war in Iraq.

Reporter: John, do you know the difference between supporting the war and opposing the war ...?

Kerry Running Mate (breaking in): OK OK, you made your point. You don't have to humiliate him! John, it's over, do you hear me john, it's over. No more questions.

Kerry: No more questions. No more questions.

11 posted on 03/09/2004 4:34:41 PM PST by Williams
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