[Enduring Freedom]

The only way to get media coverage:

1. Stagecraft events, including press conferences, where words and signs are delivered in the first person;

2. Ridicule the opposition without mercy using irresistible soundbites that reveal deep truths;

3. Talk positive about our President, the economy, the War, America, at every opportunity.

[WOSG]

4. BE A LIBERAL.

[El Gato]

3. Talk positive about our President, the economy, the War, America, at every opportunity.

That is the way to guarntee that your message will not be on the 6 o'clock news, nor in the paper.