[Enduring Freedom]

Ridicule has always been the key to political victory.

The GOP embrace it reluctantly, while I, on the other hand, LOVE IT!

Here's how to start:

Flipper, the Slippery Senator;

The Mass-churian Candidate;

John Fonda Kerry;

Kerry has earned the endorsement of foreign leaders, including Aristide, Castro, Bin Laden and The Ayatollah.

Kerry wants to be the Second Black President - Let's make him the Last Red Senator.

[Darnright]

>Kerry wants to be the Second Black President - Let's make him the Last Red Senator.<

Great line. That would make a dandy bumper sticker.