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Mark Steyn: Beware of the fruitcakes in government
The Telegraph (U.K.) ^ | 03/09/04 | Mark Steyn

Posted on 03/08/2004 5:01:11 PM PST by Pokey78

I'm a small-government guy, so my default position on any issue is that, generally speaking, I'm on whichever side the government's not.

Last week, for example, the government of Nova Scotia announced that it wished to clamp down on newspaper and broadcast usage of words such as "fruitcake", "nutcase", "madman", "kooky", etc, as these terms are hurtful to the mentally ill. To that end, it was offering cash rewards to citizens who reported sightings of these terms in the media. Whatever "hurt" these words do the mentally ill is less than that done to society by a state that polices your vocabulary. So I would urge any Nova Scotian reporters, disc jockeys, weather girls, etc, who read the Telegraph to use these expressions as often as possible - "You'd have to be a nutcase to go out in this weather", etc - and then get their relatives to bankrupt the government's cash-reward budget.

That's my basic rule: whatever the problem, the government's a bigger one. Those cultists at Waco may have been a bit kooky (whoops), but they didn't deserve to get immolated by Janet Reno's stooges. If she'd opened fire on a gay bathhouse instead of a Branch Davidian compound, you'd never have heard the end of it from the media Lefties.

It's the same with Martha Stewart. Martha may, indeed, be a bitch, though she's always been rather droll and charming to me (I once baked her a cranberry pecan pie with lattice crust). But, even if she were as mean as she's painted, even if (as the government of Nova Scotia might argue) her use of fruitcake is hurtful to the domestically feeble, I'll take her and her entrepreneurial energy over some deadbeat regulators any day. Martha, it seems, will be going to jail for telling a lie. Not in court, not under oath, not perjury, but merely when the Feds came round to see her about a possible crime. They couldn't prove she'd committed a crime, so they nailed her for lying while chit-chatting to them about the non-crime. And for that they're prepared to destroy her company.

It's true that it's an offence to lie to the Feds. But, as my New Hampshire neighbours Tom and Scott, currently in my basement stretching out a little light carpentry job to the end of the winter, are the first to point out, the Feds lied to the public about Waco and Ruby Ridge (another bloodbath) for years. If the Feds can lie to the people, why can't the people lie to the Feds? Lumping Martha Stewart in with Enron and Worldcom is the most pathetic overreaching on the part of the authorities: unlike the other "corporate scandals", Martha's business isn't a flop or a fraud; it made a hugely successful contribution to the economy until a bunch of government bureaucrats decided to target it for demolition.

Another example: the US budget deficit. Every time I go to hear a Democrat presidential candidate, they're huffin' an' a-puffin' about George W Bush and the "deficit". Deficit this, deficit that. Whatever happened, they sneer, to the "fiscal conservatives"?

Well, I'm a conservative, and I don't need any qualifying adjectives. My objection isn't to the deficit, it's to the big wasteful government programmes that lead to the deficit. If the Dems wanted to balance the budget by cutting the spending, I'd be the first to dance up and down shaking my pom-poms. But they don't. They want to balance the budget by raising taxes, which is no help either way. I think deficits are morally neutral. If I go to the bank and ask them for a loan to buy a house, they'll look kindly on me. If I ask for a loan because I fancy a three-in-a-bed sex romp with two high-class hookers, they'll suggest I wait till I get my Christmas bonus. The portion of the deficit caused by Iraqi reconstruction is analogous to the house loan. Most of the rest - Bush's prescription drug plan for pampered seniors, the mohair subsidy, funding for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland - is analogous to the hooker blow-out. This spending has no plausible claim on the Federal Treasury: it would be objectionable even if Bill Gates personally wrote a cheque to cover the entire deficit. It's the expansion of the state that's wrong. The funding of it is secondary.

Which brings us to foreign policy. This last week has offered studies in two approaches to nation building. In Iraq, an interim constitution was signed yesterday. It's not perfect, though it's a good deal less imperfect than the European constitution and for the Middle East it's a remarkable document. But it's amazing to me the way the western media interpret disagreements as a bad sign. Wouldn't it be a worse sign if there were no disagreements? If Bush just faxed over the final draft and everyone signed it? The haggling and the stalemates and the trade-offs are the healthy sign.

By comparison, consider Haiti. John Kerry, in quite the most stupid observation of his campaign, insisted that Bush should have sent in the troops to Haiti to prop up President Aristide - or "Father Aristide", as Kerry likes to call him, defrocking notwithstanding - because the Holy Father was "democratically elected". After a fashion. But so what? Charles Taylor, the recently retired head wacko of Liberia, was also democratically elected. The tinpot thugs of the world have got very good at being just democratic enough to pass muster: they kill a lot of people, they hold an election for the benefit of the IMF, and then, when the international observers are gone, they pick up the machetes and resume where they left off. The problem in Haiti is that the necessary conditions for civil society don't exist. Fetishising Aristide's "election" appeals to Kerry's reflexive belief that government is the be all and end all. But it isn't.

The top-down approach in Haiti failed. The bottom-up approach in Iraq might fail, too. But, if it works, it's because the administration recognises that it's not just about installing a government but about seeding a free society. In a healthy state, government is merely the icing, not the fruitcake (well, except in Nova Scotia).


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1 posted on 03/08/2004 5:01:12 PM PST by Pokey78
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2 posted on 03/08/2004 5:02:08 PM PST by Pokey78 (Steyn: Leftists demonize Wolfowitz because his name begins with a big scary animal and ends Jewishly)
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To: Pokey78
Last week, for example, the government of Nova Scotia announced that it wished to clamp down on newspaper and broadcast usage of words such as "fruitcake", "nutcase", "madman", "kooky", etc, as these terms are hurtful to the mentally ill.

Those who are seriously mentally ill don't spend a lot of time reading and reflecting. Does that mean the rest of the populace can't openly discuss the problems of the schizophrenic?

3 posted on 03/08/2004 5:04:45 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Pokey78
Those cultists at Waco may have been a bit kooky (whoops), but they didn't deserve to get immolated by Janet Reno's stooges.

No, no, that was for the children.
4 posted on 03/08/2004 5:08:00 PM PST by gcruse (http://gcruse.typepad.com/)
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To: Pokey78
The portion of the deficit caused by Iraqi reconstruction is analogous to the house loan. Most of the rest - Bush's prescription drug plan for pampered seniors, the mohair subsidy, funding for the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in Cleveland - is analogous to the hooker blow-out. This spending has no plausible claim on the Federal Treasury...

Great stuff! The mohair subsidy... of a feather with Clinton's "investment" programs.

If spending was cut, taxes would go down as well. The key problem is the percentage of the GDP that flows through the government and is therefore OPM (other people's money) spent less efficiently than Your Own Money. I think Reagan recognized this and tried to starve the big spenders out with a big deficit in his first term, but got tired and couldn't stand the uproar.

5 posted on 03/08/2004 5:08:58 PM PST by Pearls Before Swine
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To: Pokey78
Wow, you're fast! Thanks for the ping!
6 posted on 03/08/2004 5:09:55 PM PST by alwaysconservative (Martha Stewart's felony conviction means one less Kerry vote this fall.)
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To: Pokey78
That's odd. A Canadian discussion of fruitcakes in government, and no mention of Sven Robinson :-)
7 posted on 03/08/2004 5:11:07 PM PST by RightWingAtheist
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To: Pokey78
Well, I'm a conservative, and I don't need any qualifying adjectives. My objection isn't to the deficit, it's to the big wasteful government programmes that lead to the deficit. If the Dems wanted to balance the budget by cutting the spending, I'd be the first to dance up and down shaking my pom-poms. But they don't. They want to balance the budget by raising taxes, which is no help either way. I think deficits are morally neutral. If I go to the bank and ask them for a loan to buy a house, they'll look kindly on me. If I ask for a loan because I fancy a three-in-a-bed sex romp with two high-class hookers, they'll suggest I wait till I get my Christmas bonus.

Oh, I love Steyn!

8 posted on 03/08/2004 5:12:52 PM PST by alwaysconservative (Martha Stewart's felony conviction means one less Kerry vote this fall.)
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To: Pokey78
Bump
9 posted on 03/08/2004 5:12:53 PM PST by Fiddlstix (This Space Available for Rent or Lease by the Day, Week, or Month. Reasonable Rates. Inquire within.)
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To: Pokey78
It's the expansion of the state that's wrong. The funding of it is secondary.

WHY ISN'T THIS MAN RUNNING THE WORLD !??!!!!!

10 posted on 03/08/2004 5:13:02 PM PST by Tax-chick (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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To: scholar; Bullish; linear; yoda swings
Ping
11 posted on 03/08/2004 5:14:16 PM PST by knighthawk (Live today, there is no time to lose, because when tomorrow comes it's all just yesterday's blues)
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To: Pokey78
Fruitcake is a WMD as far as I'm concerned. My family's been passing 1 around for 20 years..............and it's still fresh!
12 posted on 03/08/2004 5:14:28 PM PST by breakem
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To: Pearls Before Swine
You've just described the mindset of today's far-out Democrats.
13 posted on 03/08/2004 5:15:53 PM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: Pokey78
They couldn't prove she'd committed a crime, so they nailed her for lying while chit-chatting to them about the non-crime. And for that they're prepared to destroy her company.

Give me a break.

Whatever you think of Martha, the jury found her guilty of conspiracy, obstruction of justice, and two counts of lying to the F.B.I.

14 posted on 03/08/2004 5:17:22 PM PST by MegaSilver
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To: Pokey78
How much jail time was spent for:
"I did'nt have sex with that woman", to the feds and on TV to the entire nation, pointing his crooked finger.. by the 1st Mimbo(male bimbo) X42..

None..

15 posted on 03/08/2004 5:22:02 PM PST by hosepipe
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To: Pokey78
Thanks Pokey
16 posted on 03/08/2004 5:23:20 PM PST by mylife
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To: Pokey78
"Last week, for example, the government of Nova Scotia announced that it wished to clamp down on newspaper and broadcast usage of words such as "fruitcake", "nutcase", "madman", "kooky", etc, as these terms are hurtful to the mentally ill."

Sneaky. They're trying to ban any reference to the Canadian government whatsoever.

17 posted on 03/08/2004 5:26:33 PM PST by CWOJackson (What are you complaining about, she called me compassionate...)
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To: Pokey78
offering cash rewards to citizens who reported sightings of these terms in the media

Some people have too much time - and money - on their hands.

18 posted on 03/08/2004 5:29:50 PM PST by irv
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To: Pokey78
Can you please add me to your Steyn ping list?

Thanks! MKM

19 posted on 03/08/2004 5:33:12 PM PST by mykdsmom (Tolerance is the last virtue of a degenerate society)
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Because he makes sense.
20 posted on 03/08/2004 5:35:19 PM PST by GeronL (http://www.ArmorforCongress.com......................Send a Freeper to Congress!)
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