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Trying reintigrate bin Laden into society? Rehabilitate his public image?

miserable failure miserable failure miserable failure miserable failure war criminal

1 posted on 03/08/2004 2:36:35 PM PST by Fun Bob

I smell a little onyon, yessir I do.

Reads like an Onion Parody

2 posted on 03/08/2004 2:43:29 PM PST by kinghorse

3 posted on 03/08/2004 2:43:58 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)

I'm so glad Osama hates ice. There won't be a lot of that where he's going.

4 posted on 03/08/2004 2:53:03 PM PST by scooter2

Turn-Ons: snuggling, walks on the beach, Jihad

Turn-Offs: mean people, kidney failure, Rumsfeld

5 posted on 03/08/2004 2:55:47 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)

Is this news or is it islamic propaganda? Please tell me this is a fake story.

7 posted on 03/08/2004 4:21:11 PM PST by vpintheak (Our Liberties we prize, and our rights we will maintain!)

Bin Laden cast as family man who loves volleyball, hates ice

Not so, I saw him at a Red Wings game back in '99 and caught him ice fishing for perch 3 weeks ago off Metro Beach here in Detroit.....

8 posted on 03/08/2004 4:25:50 PM PST by Hot Tabasco (<I>)

“He has issues with his wife, and he has issues with his kids, financial issues, you know, the kids aren’t listening, the kids aren’t doing this and that. It comes down to (the fact) he’s a father and he’s a person,” he said.

He's just like all of us! He is one of us! I've got to go get some kleenex now to wipe my eyes.

10 posted on 03/08/2004 5:03:57 PM PST by beaversmom

We are an al-Qaida family

New sitcom for CBS?

11 posted on 03/08/2004 5:06:02 PM PST by beaversmom

Loves volleyball. Hates ice.

Let's smash his face with frozen volleyballs.

12 posted on 03/08/2004 5:08:06 PM PST by Spruce

Bin Laden cast as family man who loves volleyball, hates ice................and loves spelunking.

14 posted on 03/08/2004 5:17:25 PM PST by breakem

To: Howlin; Ed_NYC; MonroeDNA; widgysoft; Springman; Timesink; dubyaismypresident; Grani; coug97; ...

"Tonight as a part of ABC's "TGIF": At Home with the Bin Ladens! -- Binnie Junior asks Dad if he can kill his infidel girlfriend!"

Just damn.

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15 posted on 03/08/2004 5:20:33 PM PST by mhking

But another son, 22-year-old Abdullah Khadr, backed the idea of martyrdom for Islam.

“Every Muslim dreams of being a shahid (martyr) for Islam,” he said. “Everybody dreams of this, even a Christian would like to die for their religion.”

Not so. Christians are asked to turn the other cheek. It is a difficult act at times (but it is not the only standard we have to aim for). This is not the same as "dying for their religion". A Christian martyr would die because he was oppressed but refused to surrender his belief in Jesus Christ. In some muslim nations, that is just the punishment for a muslim who converts to Christianity. We may be wiling to do this, but it in no way means we WANT to do this.

One who, by his death, bears witness to the truth of the gospel; one who is put to death for his religion; as, Stephen was the first Christian martyr. --Chaucer.

Do Islamofascist muslims die by their own hand or are they put to death? Are Islamofascists executed for following Islam or because they commit acts of violence?

16 posted on 03/08/2004 5:50:20 PM PST by weegee ('...Kerry is like that or so a crack sausage.')

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