[arasina]

Here's what it said, sort of:

In English:

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[netmilsmom]

>>_ jau with it have their correct which reach you have a polling a German magazine manipulate herzlichen congratulations, it the history enter however only if it you not before with burgern to death eat have the call I aktivismuss, let you calm further of your own government EN a European can over your "liberty" only loud laugh.<<

This and the original post make the same amount of sense!!
LOL, good job though!

[GigaDittos]

November 15, 1990
Export Coffee Company
134 West 29th Street
New York, NY USA

Schentlemans:

Die letzte two packages von koffee ve got from you vas mitt ratt schidt
gemischt. Der koffee may be goot enuf, but die ratt durds schbeil der
trade. Ve dit not zee die ratt durds in der samples you sendt to us.

So much time it takes to pick der ratt durds out from der kaffee, yah!
Ve order der klean kaffee undt you schipt schidt mixt mit der kaffee.
It vos a mistake, yah? Ve like you to schipp us der kaffee in vun sack
und der ratt schidt in vun udder sack, und den ve mix it opp to soot der
customer. Pleaze ride iff ve schouldt schipp back der schidt und keep
der kaffee; or keep der schidt und schipp back der kaffee; or schipp
back der hol schitten verks.

Ve vant to do rite in dis madder but ve do not like dis dam ratt schidt
bizness.

Mitt much respekt

Hans Gruber