[norwaypinesavage]

"If Martha Stewart were Jane Jones from Tupelo, Mississippi, no one would be thinking her sentencing was silly."

If Martha were Bill Clinton from Hope AR, she would be home scott free and be the superstar of the Democrat party.

[Twinkie]

I think the only adequate punishment would be to
take away her infernal melon-baller doohickey.
She uses that to make those baskets of melon balls
and strawberries where you cut the watermelon in
the shape of a basket. I still love Martha in spite
of it all, and the Democrat donation (using MY
magazine subscription money) is a hard pill to
swallow, believe me.