Bluntpoint: They are all out with their Sharpies writing "ZOT" on all the Washington Times paper machines.
My, my, my, the French Knitting Team seems to be getting flustered. Apparently the blood of Ms. Stewart running in the streets is not nearly sufficient to sate their appetites.
Knit! Knit! Knit!
And do remember to cackle on cue, of course.