[Bob]

Could be apropos. He did have a fire hydrant moved from in front of his place.
(I'd like to know to where the hydrant was relocated)

I missed that. Do you have a link handy?

[Calvin Locke]

I have to Google it myself!?

Here's a twofer:

http://www.nationalreview.com/geraghty/geraghty200402050908.asp