[RoseofTexas]

YUCK! Nasty ol' FART!!

[Enterprise]

I'm sure any number of liberal Democrat males would like to marry uncle Walter.

[Lawgvr1955]

Uncle Walter jumped the shark back in the 70's.

[Consort]

Dan Rather would make him a good spouse.

[sheik yerbouty]

Maybe he wants to make chocolate babies...(a confection in the 50s)

[Southern Federalist]

I think it's just terrible, this media exploitation of the senile.

[Ethyl]

Bill O'Reilly reports that Walter Cronkite has recently said that he would not mind marrying a man.


Wally, eat dirt and die! We have had enough of you and your drivle. Try drivling dirt. I learned this phrase from a card carying member of the NEA. Too stupid to throw away the card.

[Catalonia]

Translation: "I actually would have serious problems marrying a man, particularly if I had to consummate the marriage, but I pretend like I wouldn't to advance a political agenda with which I agree, hoping that a lot of nitwits who grew up watching me on TV will be swayed by my position."

(Shows you how easy it is to posture as 'enlightened', doesn't it, and how ridiculous this posturing really is .... Sorta makes you wonder how unbiased his 'reporting' was, as well, dontcha think?)

[rintense]

Posted here already, but I'll post my reply to his interview here, just for laughs:

WHAT HE SAID: "That doesn't mean I wouldn't have been happy to be married to several friends I had of the same sex ... It just never came up in our particular relations."

WHAT HE MEANT: "I'm open to anything, but my wife is really just my beard."

What he said: "I was really disappointed because I was out making popcorn. I spent a lot of time in the next couple days hoping to see a replay. And then in the replays I didn't see anything at all of interest."

WHAT HE MEANT: "Yeah, I was sad I missed it, but watched on the internet over and over again hoping to see Justin Timberlake tear away his pants."

WHAT HE SAID: On his "Most Trusted Man in America" tag: "Nobody polled my wife."

WHAT HE MEANT: "I clearly have issues. My wife doesn't trust me, and probably trusts me less since I said I would marry a guy."

WHAT HE SAID: On presidents: Ronald Reagan told the best dirty stories, and Jimmy Carter "... knew so much about everything and was not timid about telling you about it." Herbert Hoover, Cronkite says, was an economist, and "about as interesting as most economists."

WHAT HE MEANT: "I would marry Ronald Reagan."

WHAT HE SAID: "Our arrogant stand in nearly all our diplomatic approaches to the rest of the world with this administration has been such as to deeply embarrass the United States."

WHAT HE MEANT: "Had President Bush handled Vietnam the way he handled the events after 9-11, I clearly wouldn't have editorialized that war. I mean, GWB is from Texas. And I like men from Texas."

WHAT HE SAID: On President Bush: Cronkite sneers at what he calls "the Bush administration's facade of self-righteous certainty."

WHAT HE MEANT: "I like men from Texas who think decisively and act quickly and accordingly... well, not TOO quickly, if you catch my drift."

WHAT HE SAID: "vent my rage and let the chips fall where they will."

WHAT HE MEANT: "Man, this closet is stuffy. Sometimes you just gotta let loose and shake your booty til the sun comes up!"

WHAT HE SAID: "That doesn't mean I wouldn't have been happy to be married to several friends I had of the same sex ... It just never came up in our particular relations."

[uvular]

I heard Rush mention this the other day, apparantly it was something Walter said during a recent interview, for a magazine, I think.

He said something along the line that he just 'happened' to fall in love with a woman; if he'd of fallen in love with a man, he would have 'married' him.

Now, doesn't that fly in the face of the liberals claiming homosexuals are born that way??

[VOA]

Bill O'Reilly reports that Walter Cronkite has recently said that he would not mind marrying a man.

Looks like Uncle Walter needs to visit the endocrinologist for
some testosterone therapy!

And a conservative Christian/Jewish clinical psychologist to get his
head screwed back on right.

[Joee]

Ain't he close with the Slime Clinton? I hope that he practices "safe sex" with Billy as there will be much "passing around."

[gov_bean_ counter]

Janet, pick up the red phone.

[oldgrunt]

Ah, yes. Gay pride and the political baggage that trails along. It's a celebration of abnormality. They should just start up a circus. Walter just came from the old school - don't say anything and watch where you go and watch what you do when you get there. If you have enough money, you can just smear your detractors.

[NYC GOP Chick]

Ewwwwww!

[pikachu]

As a comic once said, as your parents get older they get to look alike -- mom grows a mustache and dad get tits. Walter probably has both.

[Don Joe]

Walter Cronkite would be "happy" to marry a man.

His wife probably said the same thing.

[hgro]

Walter Cronkite would be "happy" to marry a man.

And so would his wife.

[Agnes Heep]

He should try having sex with one first. Maybe a baby would grow in his tummy.

[davisfh]

"Bill O'Reilly reports that Walter Cronkite has recently said that he would not mind marrying a man."

Do you mean to tell me that my favorite newsguy, Walter Cronkite, is a turd denter? I'm crushed! Just crushed!